Dear Diary,
Today’s heroic highlights: tripped over and faceplanted in mud (fashionably, of course), then got outwitted by a squirrel.
If saving the world comes from looking this ridiculous, I’m already winning.
Sure, my powers have a mind of their own (seemingly, mostly to embarrass me!), but at least I’m consistent.
So what if I’m the clumsiest hero alive?
Someone’s gotta make justice look this good.
Watch out, city! Jessica’s here, and she’s fabulous… kind of.
– Jessica (A.K.A Drift)